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xpertgreg
01-30-2006, 07:12 PM
How Army policy began


This is Army policy all begins...

Start with a cage containing five apes. In the cage, hang a banana on a string and put stairs under it. Before long, an ape will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the Banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the apes with cold water. After a while, another ape makes an attempt with the same result - all the apes are sprayed with cold water.

Continue until, when another ape tries to climb the stairs, the other apes try to prevent it.

Now, turn off the cold water.

Now, remove one ape from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new ape sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs. To his horror, all of the other apes attack him. After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted.

Next, remove another of the original five apes and replace it with a new one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm.

Again, replace a third original ape with a new one. The new one makes it to the stairs and is attacked as well. Two of the four apes that beat him have no idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs, or why they are participating in the beating of the newest ape.

After replacing the fourth and fifth original apes, all the apes which have been sprayed with cold water have been replaced. Nevertheless, no ape ever again approaches the stairs. Why not?

"Because that's the way it's always been around here."

That's how Army policy begins...
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Herr Mario
01-30-2006, 07:20 PM
...kinda sounds like Washington DC insidethe Beltway politics too:D .....didja hear Teddy today....???:xxrotflmao: :xxrotflmao: :xxrotflmao: :xxrotflmao: :D

WmRoy
01-30-2006, 11:47 PM
:xxrotflmao: :xxrotflmao: :BangHead: :BangHead: :BangHead: :grinning-thumbsup:

Careful you don't want to anger the Ape........:D

Herr Mario
01-31-2006, 06:52 PM
...will you pu-leeeeeeeeeeeze make up your mind on an avatar...sheesh-dang arteests....:rolleyes: :BangHead:

WmRoy
01-31-2006, 06:56 PM
Well at least I'm stick'in with the APE theme......... have you caught Dog's parade of avatars.......... he's all over the stinkin board.........

What do ya think of the 'Evil Eye of the Planet of the Apes'...........
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Herr Mario
01-31-2006, 07:14 PM
.....I expect that from Dog-he goes thru avatars like he does thru rifles.....:xxrotflmao: :angel4:

WmRoy
01-31-2006, 08:38 PM
.....I expect that from Dog-he goes thru avatars like he does thru rifles.....:xxrotflmao: :angel4:

Now that was just plain mean.....:xxrotflmao:

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WmRoy
01-31-2006, 08:42 PM
There Mario............... the "Great Ape" strikes again!!!
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Herr Mario
01-31-2006, 10:34 PM
....I like that fella better....though some of the earlier ones were huggable...:D ...dang -you must have a lotta time on your hands to hunt these all down and change 'em....personally-I find it a pain in the "void surrounded by a sphincter" to do that....:dontknow:

WmRoy
02-01-2006, 12:15 AM
Takes no time at all........... just did a 'Goggle' search for images under 'gorilla', 'ape', and 'monkey'............... then save to an avatar file for 'apes' and switching them only takes a couple seconds.............

Besides if it drives Ole Mario nuts, it's well worth the few moments it takes.......:p
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Congrat's on getting the 'Mystery Mauser'........ I knew ya had one of those as a young'in.....

Stan in SC
02-01-2006, 07:32 AM
Driving Mario nuts ain't enough of a trip to even start the car.