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xpertgreg
01-31-2006, 06:38 AM
New chemical warfare


An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone knows the formula for water?"

"Sure. That's easy," said one man.

"What is it?"

"H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O."

"What, what?" reasked the instructor.

"H to O," explained the chemistry expert.

WmRoy
01-31-2006, 08:12 AM
Boooo Hisssss...........:xxrotflmao: :xxrotflmao:

Herr Mario
01-31-2006, 07:20 PM
:violent1: :violent1: :violent1: :violent1: :violent1: :violent1: :fart:

Rockman
02-01-2006, 04:24 AM
When a Special Forces Sniper was interviewed by the Reuters news man, the Sniper was asked this question: "What do you feel when you shoot the enemy Al Qaeda here in Afghanistan?". The Sniper just shrugged his shoulders and replied simply with: "Recoil, Sir!".


:grinning-thumbsup: :usa2: :occasion14:

SAC22PPC
02-01-2006, 06:05 AM
heheheh ok that last one is cool!
and i bet the first guy had his rump handed to him after the "smart" answer!


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Rockman
02-01-2006, 06:34 AM
Kinda sorta, you know those news guys. ;)