Joke to just to get even a bit!

[Mrs. Gunsmith]

Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a man's head. She looked around nervously because it was all empty and quiet.

"Hello?", she cried, but no answer. "Is there anyone here?", she cried a little louder, but still no answer. Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at the top of her voice,


"HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"

Then she heard a faint voice from far, far away.......

"We're down here..."

[xpertgreg]

:dontknow:

I don't get it.






















just kidding,
:p

gw

[Stan in SC]

Boooooooooo! Hissssssssss!

[WmRoy]

:munky2: :munky2: :munky2:
:munky2: :munky2: :munky2:
:munky2: :munky2: :munky2:
I don't get it either.......................:violent1:


















Must be an 'inside joke'.................

[Mosko]

Since we're doing that, and just for a bit more fun...

#1 Why was the shopping cart invented?

#2 Why do women have shorter feet than men?

#3 What happened to a woman to cause her to suddenly loose 99% of her
intelligence?




















Answers:

#1 To train women to walk on their hind legs!

#2 So they can stand closer to the sink!

#3 She got divorced!

[Herr Mario]

Male vs. Female ATM Procedures: A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:

"Please note that this Bank is installing
new Drive-through teller machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without
leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use
the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months
of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures have been developed. Please
follow the appropriate steps for your gender."

Male Procedure:

1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.

Female Procedure:

1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Reinsert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and reenter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Recheck makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.
:devil-smiley-1: :xxrotflmao: :duel: :grinning-thumbsup: :D