joke of the day 2/4/06

[xpertgreg]

A lady and her baby...

A lady and her baby get on a bus. The bus driver looks at the lady, and then her baby, and then screams, "AHHHH! That's the ugliest child I've ever seen in my life!"
The lady then, totally disgusted, marches up to the back of the bus to sit down.

As she was sitting there absolutely furious, a man asks, "Are you ok, dear?"

The lady replies, "I'm so angry, that bus driver just insulted me."

The man says, "You go back up there and give that bus driver a piece of your mind, and I'll watch your monkey."

[Mosko]

That reminds me of the young college girl, while off at school, she visited a pet shop one day.

There in the shop was a cute little monkey for sale for a hundred dollars. Knowing her father would never give her the money to buy the monkey, she wrote home and told him a fib.

She wrote, that her classes we to far apart on campus, and therefore needed a 100 bucks to buy a bicycle to make them on time. Dad naturally sent the money.

Several months later, (having forgotten that she fibbed to dad), the monkey developed a skin problem, and its hair started falling out.

She wrote home and asked dad, "the hair is falling out of my monkey, what should I do"?

Dad replied, "quit riding the bicycle"!

[xpertgreg]

dat's a good one!!!!:xxrotflmao: