sc-closer
02-27-2006, 11:39 PM
This is an old one...
This fella was walking down the side of a 2 lane highway one warm, clear day when he saw a big Pontiac Catalina approaching at a fairly high rate of speed. As the Catalina got nearer, the fella noticed an ol' hare rabbit hopping up alongside of the road. The fella just kinda kept watchin' as things played out in front of him.
After a few seconds, the hare bolted out to cross the road directly in the path of the oncoming Catalina. The driver of the Catalina slammed on the brakes and attempted to avoid hitting the hare but it was too late and he ran over the poor ol' hare. The driver skidded the Catalina to a stop, leapt out of the car and raced to the hare's side. The ol' hare lay there dead, squashed to death. The driver was visibly upset and he ran back to his car and opened up the trunk. After frantically rummaging around for a moment, the driver retrieved a mysterious aerosol can which he vigorously shook as he ran back over to the ol' hare's lifeless, squashed body. The driver started spraying the contents of the can on the ol' hare. He'd spray some, then shake the can some then spray some more. Soon, he had emptied the contents of the can on the dead hare. Then the driver took a step back and watched. By this time, the fella who had been walking down the road was getting a might curious.
Suddenly, the ol' hare rabbit began to twitch. He started to move his front paws and then his hind legs. He wiggled his nose and ears, stood up, took a few quick breaths while looking around and then began to scamper off. It was a miracle! As the hare was running away, he turned back towards the driver and waved his paw, as if to say thanks. He ran a few more steps, turned and waved again, then again and again and again until he was no longer in sight.
The driver then threw down the empty can on the side of the road, jumped back into his Catalina and drove off. Now this was getting the best of the fella who had been standing there watching all of this. "What the H-E-double-L was in that can!" he thought out loud as he ran across the street over to find the aeresol can. When he picked it up, he read the label out loud in disbelief...."Permanent Hair and Wave Restorer!"
:eek: :tard:
sc-closer
This fella was walking down the side of a 2 lane highway one warm, clear day when he saw a big Pontiac Catalina approaching at a fairly high rate of speed. As the Catalina got nearer, the fella noticed an ol' hare rabbit hopping up alongside of the road. The fella just kinda kept watchin' as things played out in front of him.
After a few seconds, the hare bolted out to cross the road directly in the path of the oncoming Catalina. The driver of the Catalina slammed on the brakes and attempted to avoid hitting the hare but it was too late and he ran over the poor ol' hare. The driver skidded the Catalina to a stop, leapt out of the car and raced to the hare's side. The ol' hare lay there dead, squashed to death. The driver was visibly upset and he ran back to his car and opened up the trunk. After frantically rummaging around for a moment, the driver retrieved a mysterious aerosol can which he vigorously shook as he ran back over to the ol' hare's lifeless, squashed body. The driver started spraying the contents of the can on the ol' hare. He'd spray some, then shake the can some then spray some more. Soon, he had emptied the contents of the can on the dead hare. Then the driver took a step back and watched. By this time, the fella who had been walking down the road was getting a might curious.
Suddenly, the ol' hare rabbit began to twitch. He started to move his front paws and then his hind legs. He wiggled his nose and ears, stood up, took a few quick breaths while looking around and then began to scamper off. It was a miracle! As the hare was running away, he turned back towards the driver and waved his paw, as if to say thanks. He ran a few more steps, turned and waved again, then again and again and again until he was no longer in sight.
The driver then threw down the empty can on the side of the road, jumped back into his Catalina and drove off. Now this was getting the best of the fella who had been standing there watching all of this. "What the H-E-double-L was in that can!" he thought out loud as he ran across the street over to find the aeresol can. When he picked it up, he read the label out loud in disbelief...."Permanent Hair and Wave Restorer!"
:eek: :tard:
sc-closer