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CoorsLightGuy
04-03-2006, 03:52 PM
Doctor Tom had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just could not. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. However, every once in a while, he would hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: "Tom, don't worry about it. You are not the first medical practitioner to sleep with one of their patients and you will not be the last. And you're single. Just let it go."
However, invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering:
"Tom............."
"Tom............."
"Tom............."
"You're a veterinarian...................."
:D
DOGolden
04-03-2006, 10:00 PM
Oyyyy. :icon_cheers:
sc-closer
04-03-2006, 10:26 PM
Well, I think that is legal in Washington...I hear they have farms where sicko's go and mate with animals. :eek:
sc-closer
CoorsLightGuy
04-03-2006, 10:31 PM
If you mean Washington state, I don't doubt that one bit.
SAC22PPC
04-04-2006, 12:16 AM
i heard a story on rush...about the two gay guys going to make a video with a horse...needless to say theres only one gay guy left alive.
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iquitos
04-04-2006, 12:31 AM
Wisdom forced me to move from Wasington State as soon as I could. (32 years ago!) Now there are gay parades and a statue of Lenin in the Fremont District of Seattle.
CoorsLightGuy
04-04-2006, 01:55 AM
i heard a story on rush...about the two gay guys going to make a video with a horse...needless to say theres only one gay guy left alive.
Anyone want to venture what "role" he was playing in the video?
Uhhhhhhhh.........nevermind......sorry I asked. Somebody please stab me in the eyes.......the image won't go away!
CoorsLightGuy
04-04-2006, 01:56 AM
Wisdom forced me to move from Wasington State as soon as I could. (32 years ago!) Now there are gay parades and a statue of Lenin in the Fremont District of Seattle.
Lenin? Seriously? It's a wonder George Washington doesn't roll over in his grave.
iquitos
04-05-2006, 01:46 AM
CLG: I have a pic heading my way via regular mail. I will post, but may take some time. I am beside myself why Lenin would deserve a place in any U.S. city. Maybe we should pull it down like we did in Iraq?
P.S., did ya'll hear about the Spanish radio broadcast towers being cut down in Arizona? I know I am pushing the envelope here, so slap me and I will be quiet.
CoorsLightGuy
04-05-2006, 03:17 AM
Anybody got a tank that we can use?
I don't moderate the forums, I just try to keep everything working. But I think we're getting dangerously close to a political discussion and that's one thing that was decided early on, that we didn't want to have political, religious, philosophical debates here. I guess an occassional comment here and there might be ok, but no full blown discussions and I think if we go any further we might get there.
If you're interested in political discussions, I can give you links via "PM" or email for a couple of places that I hang out or a link to my blog or the news network that my blog appears in.
DOGolden
04-05-2006, 10:01 PM
Well, well, welllll. The MP {moderator police} has arrived! Be nice everyone or I'll post more pictures of myself. Besides, I have friends in Washington. :bs:
WmRoy
04-05-2006, 10:24 PM
Be nice everyone or I'll post more pictures of myself
PLEASE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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